You’re welcome!

As Ricky Ricardo once said, “Lucy, you’ve got some ‘splaining to do.”

I once thought that the only kind of ‘splaining for which I was qualified was mansplaining. I see that I have been promoted to Douchesplainer First Class. I appreciate the promotion and will do my best to live up to the responsibilities of my new rank. It should be noted that I lack the proper equipment necessary to perform an actual douche, so I will have to settle for a symbolic one.

I will be happy to perform any mansplanation or douchesplanation that may be required of me. Does my new rank qualify me to perform a chicksplanation?

Anyway, that’s my sexplanation.