Pencildick? Have you been peeking in my bathroom window again?

Ignorant? I'm crushed.

Anyway, I'm glad you described my comment as "funny." I am pleased to have had the opportunity to amuse you as much as you amuse me.

I don't think you are "wrong" categorically, just wrong for me - as I am wrong for you. The one thing we have in common is that we are both wrong (for each other).