Nice.

I always appreciate a clever, witty remark. I, myself, will often proffer a smart aleck retort to a post that I feel has earned it. My wife says that my father should have named me Alex. Whenever she responds, "OK, Alex!," I know exactly what she means.

I'd take you up on your offer if it weren't for the fact that both you and I are already taken.

In the course of your quest for a suitable suitor, you discovered that you have to kiss a lot of toads before one turns into a prince.

I am curious though; since you are already sharing your life with someone who meets your expectations, then why are you so concerned with the so-called "maturity" of the remaining members of the male population?