I'll pass. This article represents a new and clever tactic to encourage men to conform to feminists' expectations. Feminists would prefer that men modify their conduct, thoughts, and conversations to serve the interests of feminists rather than men acting in their own best interests.

I will instead pursue standards that I set for myself, those that serve my best interests. I don’t need advice from feminists to know what is in my best interest.

I will wait for a woman who appreciates me as I am and who I appreciate as she is. Fortunately, I have already found her.

I am not in this world to conform to your expectations.

I am who I am.