I like my fisherman’s vest. It has dozens of pockets of all shapes and sizes. I have an insulated vest for cold weather and a thin, uninsulated one for warmer weather. I wear it with my cargo shorts (or cargo slacks in cold weather). When the pockets in my cargo garment are loaded I need suspenders to hold them up. In addition, I carry a folded cloth bag in one of the large pockets of my cargo shorts/slacks. The straps on the bag are large enough to allow me to carry it like a knapsack if I so desire.

Do people think I look silly in that get-up? I don’t know and I don’t care.

The NFL should make those policies clear to fans before they arrive at the stadium.